Oh, I would travel so far
I would travel so far
To get back where you are
I have become increasingly overwhelmed but not discouraged
soon I will leave the infirmary
feeling well but
I’m a undercover police officer under the 21 Jump Street reboot because I am a Miley Cyrus lookin’ motherfucker. DONE.
I am… a librarian!
Or I’m a kind of scoundrel-y adventurer, either one would be awesome.
I am 007!
I am detective!
*puts on shades* MIB bitches
I am a Jaeger pilot.
I’ll take that.
I’m a magician-thief, conning the FBI. Sweet.
Billionaire, genius, playgirl, philanthropist with a suit of magitech power-armour.
Either a planet-saving Time Lord/Lady or a Jaeger pilot, depending on what you count as a movie.
I’m Jack Frost the Guardian?
I am the QUEEEEEEEEEN oh and I guess I have bitchin’ ice powers or whatever
a power ranger
HELP I DON’T WANT TO BE THE MOCKINGJAY
i just watched holes, i get to dig holes for the rest of my life just great fucking fantastic
(But like in real life I plan on digging holes for a living)
And I got a governess that makes out with Michael Fassbender. I can do that.
I’M A PRINCESS
BRB rocking this jam for the next year.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BROGAN
everyone go wish him happy birthday now okay
having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
Types of people who romanticize suburban life:
1. People who didn’t grow up in the suburbs